Seriously, I didn’t think it was possible. Fried ravioli? As a finger food? Let me tell you, friends, it’s very real. And very delicious.

Other than that, I got no news for you other than that comics now seem to be posting regularly again after a couple hiccups here and there. Plus, let’s get some ads moving! Woo! Ads!

In case you were looking at Friday’s comic and were like “UM ALEX IS THIS REALLY A REAL PROBLEM AT ALL ARE YOU TRYING TO BE TOPICAL OR SOMETHING” then behold, the penis helicopter. Watch at your own risk. Props to whoever took that thing down, too. If you were there for this incident and have been randomly Googling “Penis Helicopter” in your own personal crying game, and happen to come across my site in the process, I congratulate thee, good sir. ‘Twas a fine takedown.

As for the rest of you, I hope you take a lesson from this man (and from Shark) and know exactly what to do next time a penis helicopter comes to interrupt your local politician. Damn those penis helicopters!

Cheers,
~Alex